Here’s to the End of Retirement – Literally. (and the death of Fidelity's Green Line of Life)This is the first of several posts I am doing on the 3 big ad campaigns that I can’t stand anymore: Retirement Savings, Penis Power, and Weight Loss. First up: Retirement. I can’t turn on my television without seeing at least one ad campaign about how important it is to get my retirement in order and make sure that I “have enough” to “retire” the way I am dreaming of. The ads ask me what my “number” is, if I am in the retirement “red zone,” if I am going to “run out” of money, and worst of all, thanks to Fidelity, that I should meet with them so that they can create a “line” for my life that I should “stay on” for the remainder of my days – both when I am saving and when I am spending. “Stay on the line” they say. Make it stop. Know this – the first rule of advertising is to make it very clear that you need what they are selling. Thanks, I’ll pass.
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