I always believed in Apple. You know, in a kind of distant way. Like Steve Jobs was Bill Gates co-pilot, if you know what I mean. I know Apple is everywhere, but I guess I just never wanted to make it too personal. I mean, Apple is pretty busy with everything else going on in the world, right?

Then my daughters bought IPods. And my wife came home with this white Mac. I knew it was getting a little weird when Sarah walked in with an elegant, aluminum Macbook. I don’t know, but sometimes I think they feel a little bit . . . better than me. Like they have a personal relationship with their computers that I can’t have, just because I have a PC. I mean, what the heck, I’ve always had a PC and I don’t think I need some kind of a “personal relationship” with my computer! I’ve been fine all these years, right? Why change now, you know what I mean?