"This shirt makes me look like I am with child," she said.
"What?" I replied.
"No, seriously, what do you think? Does this shirt make me look pregnant?"
I said nothing. I am a guy and this is a friend of mine who is not only the main reason I am standing in Paris, France, but she's not a guy....therefore, she's a woman....therefore, I don't answer questions related to pregnancy from women.
"Oh, you're afraid to answer...."
"Ok, it kind of makes you look bloated."
"What! Are you serious? What do you mean by bloated?"
"This is why I don't answer these types of questions."