Paris, France

"This shirt makes me look like I am with child," she said.

"What?" I replied.

"No, seriously, what do you think? Does this shirt make me look pregnant?"

I said nothing. I am a guy and this is a friend of mine who is not only the main reason I am standing in Paris, France, but she's not a guy....therefore, she's a woman....therefore, I don't answer questions related to pregnancy from women.

"Oh, you're afraid to answer...."

I nod.

"Chicken. Froussard?"

"Ok, it kind of makes you look bloated."

"What! Are you serious? What do you mean by bloated?"

"This is why I don't answer these types of questions."

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