Tell me the truth: is your church decorated more like Sport Clips or more like my mother’s beauty salon? As I speak in churches, I notice the beauty salon motif everywhere. Quilts, banners, and ribbons cover the sanctuary walls, complemented with fresh flowers on the altar, a lace doily on the Communion table, and boxes of Kleenex under every pew. Fortunately, churches are beginning to redecorate with men in mind. Gender-neutral décor is one of the hallmarks of the modern megachurch.