Don't miss TV Writer-Producer Ken Levine's witty review of last night's Academy Awards self-love fest. Here's his opening paragraph: "The Oscars were very elegant this year all the way up to the opening number. Then Neil Patrick Harris sang about sodomy, masturbation, and prison and Hollywood’s classiest night was underway! But the hosts were good, there was some genuine suspense for a change, and if you could make it all the way till the end, a very satisfying ending."