Believe it or not, I do get paid to do my job here at Conversant. And I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't share the following with you. If you're a follower of Christ, it's your duty to know you too have the right to get down and funky with the Lord, as long as it's "Christian Music" like some of these real albums that follow: 

I want this suit. 

Jesus: "Ok, but first a couple
                                                                                                                            of ground rules." 

I've always wanted to know where I
                                                                                                             could hear that sermon. 

doo dah doo dah.

...I'd have a thing for Dobson.

...but please don't squat.